Hixxana’s (Zergged.XH’s) Application

[Zergged.XH]

Name(s):

Planetside 2: Hixxana (TR), Pyrmord (VS)

Steam: Zergged.XH

Age 18+?
Yes

Access to Teamspeak?
Yes

Joined us on TS @ ts.theterranalliance.com previously?
No

What game(s) are you interested in joining up with MercGG for?
Planetside 2

What is your level or rank in this game?
Hixx: BR9

Any alternate characters?
Pyrmord: BR11

Where did you hear about us, or why did you want to join?
Eusubius is my dad and recommended I check the group out. Everyone seems nice enough and the air is rather friendly with the one night I spent raiding as TR.

Anything else you wish to inform us of?
Currently a college senior with exit projects and I like tabletop RPG. Currently GMing my own Fantasy Flight Star Wars game along with playing others by my friends, recently added DnD 5e to our rotation. Been playing videogames since I was 3. Uhh… Hmm… Cataclysm was the best WoW expansion, I’ll never forgive Blizzard for ruining my Resto/Ele Shaman and Resto/Feral Druid.

Tell us a joke!

Three kids went to a haunted house to settle the score to see who was the most macho of them all. The tale was that there was one room that no one had ever managed to stay the whole night in. Naturally, the dare was to see who could stomach it.

The first kid took his turn on the first night. He closed the door to the room, taking a seat and waiting for the night to go by. He then hears…

I got you where I want you, now I’m going to eat you!

He loses composure and proceeds to scream while running out of the house.

The second kid on the second night soon took his place. Again as the shadows grew long…

I got you where I want you, now I’m going to eat you!

The third, however, on the third night is convinced that there is nothing to fear. He closes the door, waits in his seat, and then hears a strange strich, skritch, scratching noise. Like the rasp of a comb against wood. It came from the closet of the room. The third kid steeled himself, went to the closet, and-!

-inside was a monkey vigorously digging for gold within its nostrils, pulling out a good wad of it and regarding it in awe:

I got you where I want you, now I’m going to eat you!

…

I am so sorry, this was the one I remembered and committed to.

 

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