ThatOneEngie's Application

[Ryan]

Name(s):
ThatOneEngie

Age 18+?
Yes

Access to Teamspeak?
Yes

Joined us on TS @ ts.theterranalliance.com previously?
No

What game(s) are you interested in joining up with MercGG for?
Planetside 2

What is your level or rank in this game?
An astonishing 14.

Any alternate characters?
Nope.

Where did you hear about us, or why did you want to join?
I saw MERC stomp the shit out of the Vanu and after that ultimate show of badassery, I knew I wanted to join, and be taught how to git gud.

Anything else you wish to inform us of?
Not really.

Tell us a joke!

What weapon does a fat Jedi use.

A heavy saber.

And now for one that is shamelessly stolen from a steam review of Alien Isolation.

A Colonial Marine walks into a Sevastopol bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s up with the jar?”

“Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money.”

“What are the three tests?” asks the Marine.

“Gotta pay first.”

So the Marine gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar.

“OK, here’s what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of Working Joe synthetic body fluid — the WHOLE thing at once — and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a Xenomorph trapped out back with a sore inner mouth. You have to remove the inner mouth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman in medical who’s never had an fuck in her life. You gotta make things right for her before she dies.”

“Well, I know I’ve paid my $10 bucks,” says the Marine, “but I’m not an idiot. No wonder you’ve collected so much money — that’s impossible!”

The Marine proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve.

“Wherez zat seenteedikfluad?” he slurs.

He grabs the bottle of Working Joe synthetic body fluid with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn’t make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside — screaming, growling and banging, then silence.

Just when they think the Marine is dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body.

“NOW,” he says, “wherez at ol’ lady with the sore mouth?”

[Meliande]

Hey there!
Thanks for the interest.
To join, you need to be BR 25 on your TR character.
In the meantime, join us on teamspeak and see if we are a good fit by playing a couple ops with us.

Look forward to seeing you in game,

[Author]

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